HELP !

Okay, So I'm like 8.000 Fame Away Till Level 6 (I Know, Still Sad.)  BUT PWEAZZZ HELP?? >.<  If you don't, I shall hunt you down with my evil nyan cat and he shall kill you and turn you into a blueberry cupcake ;O
SO GIVE MEH AUTOGRAPHS TO SAVE YOUR LIFE FROM  BECOMING A DELICIOUS BLUEBERRY AFTERMEAL. x3
BTW, Last Autograph Until I Hit Level 6, Get's 2 Gifts.
C'mon, I know you want them...  >;D